Alone in Sydney, with Germans.

Monday, September 28, 2009

Sydney and Germans!

Confused and feeling lost I checked into Sydney central YHA and dumped my stuff, then noticed that not only did the whole place look nice it was clean! In a moment of pure heaven I praised various lords, wept, and claimed a lower bunk! Lets have a quick comparison to explain my joy: I had just left a cheap hostel by the beach, no problem with the beach, however the room floor had collected more dirt that the street, so much so that standing on it meant you had to then un stick your feet, clean them and put on shoes before taking a step. Central has a clean carpeted floor, that actually gets cleaned regularly! My bed at the beach had slats missing and the ones left moved around, plus the mattress was about and inch thin in the middle due to perhaps a bear hibernating on it, which meant I was really just lying on a few bits of wood that kept changing places. Central has real beds! At the beach all the lower bunks in my room were claimed leaving me with a top bunk. Central had a choice! Sleeping success at last!

This is the day I met Nora, after stressing about life and wallets and my beautiful hat I encountered a pretty girl in the lift. We talked for long enough for both of us to establish which country we came from and then I reached my floor. Forgetting about the incident I continued my day and continued stressing. Later on I eventually realised my lack of food wasn’t in fact improving my chances of finding my stuff so I went shopping, walked in a circle, before encountering a pair of sisters I had met the week before who directed me towards food, mentioning the name of something or rather that I wasn’t quite sure about at the time being so hungry and in desperate need of brain food so I walked along in the direction pointed with the information of Coles, downstairs and left stored in my tired head. As I walked I became gradually more confused wondering whether I had already walked past the shop, wondering if Coles was the name of the shop I was searching for or perhaps something I just made up, and wondering how id find it if it was downstairs, after much wondering and wandering I looked up and saw the word Coles in front of my face, success!

I got the loot back and started cooking, looking up who do I see but the same pretty girl from the lift, we chatted away having to duck to see each other under the extra low extractors which I’m sure they built precisely to impede such conversations and when we’d finished cooking sat down to eat together. We continued our chatter as she turned my stressful and horrible day into one of pure joy, making me chuckle like a little boy and wonder about how my day had changed and how little I cared about the stress causes whilst in her company, after dinner we sat down together on the sofa, I whipped out my 2 way headphone splitter and we watched Marley and Me on my laptop (yes I like cute films about Labradors) giggling like little children and getting tearful at the sad parts, I tried to at least not cry and just about managed it. As we went to our sadly separate rooms I asked what she was doing tomorrow and she told me she was spending the day with a friend. Annoyed at knowing that id probably not see her and really wanted to before I headed for the blue mountains on Wednesday I went to sleep.

The next day I woke feeling uneasy remembering my losses and went to the gaff (where I lost everything) resolved to gain them back (failed) I did this early hoping to catch the person who I was told would be in around 9-10, I got there around 9.30 no one. I walked back to the hostel to check out of my room and into another; I hadn’t booked the 2 nights together so my bed was taken when I went to book the second night. I wandered aimlessly, trying to organise my life, and mainly wondering if id get to see Nora again this day, time passed slowly.

Eventually she showed up when I was cooking, what a surprise! This time with another German, called Lisa. We cooked and insulted each others food like very immature people and then stuffed ourselves, they with their inferior pasta that tasted of nothing, salad that tasted of nothing, and sweet corn. Me with my chicken stir fry with rice and soy sauce, yum! I told them Id give cooking lessons when I returned from the Blue Mountains and Lisa and me arranged a time, Nora wouldn’t be there then due to her ‘English school’ which finished at 4. Again Nora and I hung around in the evening, getting quite cuddly and almost falling asleep on the sofa eventually we decided we should get up as I had to leave early and she had homework, we reached my floor and I refused to stop hugging her, so we continued up, at her floor she simply said bye and walked off. I went to bed feeling utterly forlorn and hard done by, ‘why must the YHA make me travel around with all this free accommodation and travel, I’m having a perfectly wonderful time right here!’ I thought as I made my way to bed and fell asleep.

Conclusion: there are lots of Germans. In Sydney.


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Acclimatisation week

Thursday, September 24, 2009

My First Week
Monday: arrival and space out, checked out the botanical gardens where cockatoos attempted to eat my hand, went to Sydney harbour, took pictures at the lookout and checked out all the relevant stuff, cut my head open on a rusty bit of metal sticking out from a coat hanger and got on a jetboat, came off drenched and shivering then went back to coogee where we were staying and ate a steak (lots of steaks here compared to England, and cheaper!) went out for a quick drink which I decided wasn’t for me so I walked along the rocky coast for a while climbing over dangerous stuff in the dark and eventually found an amazing view of another beach, then I went to bed.

Tuesday: awoke feeling terrible! For some reason being absurdly tired means you sleep worse… maybe just me. Gradually I rose and we headed off for a day of surf! Excited almost to the point of accidents I journeyed to the beach which apparently was where some great surfer used to train, I’m sure you could say that about every single inch of sand in Australia but still, I was impressed. The beach had dolphins swimming just behind the waves, excitement at this point is almost winning. Suited and barefoot we waded into the freezing almost English water and proceeded to brake the first rule of surfing, ‘looking cool.’ I have surfed before so I got the hang of it pretty quick and stopped looking ridiculous, well partly, but I had tons of fun and that’s what counts in my book. In the evening we went to a club and I learned how to pole
dance. Thank you Michelle.

Wednesday: the most exciting day yet! Hung over and miserable we sorted out our bank accounts! Then we went to the aquarium, I maxed out my camera memory, deleted some pictures and maxed it out again, this continued for some time, then I realised I was the only one
left, so I left and earned the name fishboy for staying so long. Back to the beach and everyone went out again, I being a conservative chap decided to stay in and skype my parents, they couldn’t figure out how it worked… sleep.

Thursday: Bondi beach is our next stop, I can see why everyone thinks its amazing but I didn’t, a beach is a beach to me, made fascinating only by something totally outrageous or rocks to climb (I like to climb). Still it was fun and I experienced a burial, being slightly claustrophobic this wasn’t the best idea but still, gotta do it once. Then we walked back towards Coogee and stopped for a barbie at Clevelly, another beach (loads of the things) which ended with a volleyball match, my team won twice and as a punishment for the losers we drenched them in partially melted ice cubes, huge fun!

Friday: the blue mountains really are blue, from afar anyway and believe or not that’s where they got their name! logical names are big in Australia; Manly beach was named so because the person who found it saw some manly men on it… Digressing, anyway I left this handy little crystal scarf I had in the hostel bathrooms as you soak them and they hold water for days to keep you cool and naturally I haven’t seen it since, don’t leave anything anywhere that isn’t your room or preferably bag in Australia, you will not get it back. Still digressing, the blue mountains was by far my favourite day, although my camera ran out of battery so I don’t have as many pictures as I’d like, we saw trees that were actually cold (this still baffles me), trees with silver leaves, a little red/purple parrot, more cockatoos who didn’t try to eat me this time, but no kangaroos which made me sad. I climbed some sandstone, but only a little as the girls were freaking out at my ‘dangerous’ antics; honestly just getting into bed was more hazardous.

Saturday: planning day! I booked a few things, whitunday and fraser island trips aswell as a skydive at mission beach which apparently means you fall over the reef, seems like a good idea to me. Then we mucked around for a while and went out on a pub crawl, unadvisable. I had loads of fun pulled a cute masseuse then proceeded to lose my really nice hat and my wallet, including my drivers license, bank cards, money, global gossip card (with credit) and possibly more I don’t know about and probably never will.

Sunday: hell. Hungover to the point of climbing into a grave and unable to find that masseuse, trying to figure out what happened and how the hell I managed to lose the important things instead of change (conclusion being lack of real braincells). Regretting ever looking at alcohol I attempted to get the remaining braincells into action so I could figure out how to sort the mess, I cancelled cards and called clubs and reported to police and generally insulted myself for being so clever. In the evening we went to dinner in the tower which revolves giving a view of lots of Sydney, but not the bridge or opera house, great thinking whoever built that tower! And I attempted to participate in the buffet competition of which the record was 10 plates, I managed 3 before dessert, pathetic but I’m sure my score would have been higher had I not been so stressed out. That ended we had a final picture at the lookout and said goodbye and goodnight.

OzIntro ended its time for me to head out into the big wild world of Australia alone!

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Arriving in sydney

Wednesday, September 23, 2009

This is my first blog.. ever!

So far I have been around Sydney for a week, seeing various wonderful things and getting rather stressed out. A mixed bag of delights and absolute poo.

I left England feeling pretty nervous, had no idea what I was getting myself into (still no change there) and what my trip would be like. At the airport I struggled against the tears as I wandered through the metal detectors and wondered why the hell I was walking away from the only thing standing between me and the big scary world! So after leaving my parents at the check in desk I enjoyed the ridiculous measures taken by the airport security and walked up and down the airport bobbing to my shiny new iPod, about six hundred times, whilst my plane got ready to leave.

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The journey was tiring, I hate sleeping in chairs even when I’m in a huge soft chair and have a gorgeous girl curled up with me, but I had no girl and no comfortable chair, so it was crap. Also the guy next to me fell asleep, so I had to jump over him to reach the appropriate relief spot. I took advantage of the courtesy drinks whenever offered and soon felt better about the whole ordeal, time passed (like snails crossing a desert) and eventually I was in Bangkok, great place! I got to see about 200 metres of airport before they checked my bag again for bombs, some genius id have to be to manage to assemble one in 3 hours in an airport… and I got back on the same plane, this time next to 2 Norwegian girls, this flight passed slightly easier.

My arrival in Sydney could not have been timed better, as we flew over the city getting ready to land I watched the crimson sun peer over the horizon and got the best view of Sydney anyone ever has. Then jetlagged and bewildered I wandered off the plane and met the ozintro crew, gave the Norwegian girls my e-mail (still haven’t heard from them), and buggered off to the beach.



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